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Nogizaka! Nogibeer!
Don!
Nice to meet you! I'm Kouji Nogizaka, the host of this show.
Nice to meet you!
And I'm Kachan Nogizaka!
Whoa!
Asuka, we're leaving!
What?!
Today we're in a different place than usual.
This is...
Takana-no-hiten-no-ma.
Wow, two nights in a row!
It's not two nights in a row.
It's not?
Himura-san, please announce today's project!
Nogizaka!
Kouhaku Bounenkai!
Bounenkai!
Bounenkai was held last year as well.
This year, we've changed our style a little bit.
We're going to do it in Kouhaku.
Speaking of Nogizaka Bounenkai,
there's a rumor that they have great baths.
When I went to the bathroom,
I was like, "Is this a bath?"
It was white!
I could see the back of it.
It's true.
There are a few seats available, so I was curious.
It's called "opening act."
Whoa!
What is it?
It's called "opening act."
Everyone, let's get excited!
Viewers, let's get excited, too!
Let's do it!
Opening act, please!
Ah, nice!
Just right!
Wow, opening act, this is nice, Asuka-chan!
After all, I wanted to bring it to my head.
It's nice to start with Yamaken-san, isn't it?
It's nice, after all!
Somehow, kimonos have become better than last year, haven't they?
They were cheaper!
Zura-daki is still very cheap, but kimonos are nice, aren't they?
But occasionally, it seems like it's starting in exactly the same way as FNS Festival, isn't it?
Just yesterday, Matsuken-san was in front of me in Nogizaka.
I felt like I wasn't defeated.
You weren't defeated!
You were defeated!
No, it's not like you appeared after a fake one.
Did you have any instructions from Yamaken-san?
Ah, but...
Since she's a newcomer...
Since she's a newcomer, she went abroad by herself.
Ah, I see. She went abroad.
So...
I relaxed my shoulders and said...
As of today, do your best.
Like that.
But when she came out, Yamaken-san was much smaller than I imagined.
Why is that? She was very small.
She was watching a real one last night, wasn't she?
That's the only reason.
Now that we're all here...
Let's have a toast.
Yes!
Since Asuka-chan is not here today...
I'd like Asuka-chan to do the toast.
Hey!
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I made it sound like a toast.
As such, this year...
The match between Shitara-gun and Hibura-gun will be held.
In addition...
Asuka-chan, who is in a hurry, wants to watch it no matter what.
This time, it's even more powerful!
Asuka-chan, who is in a hurry, wants to watch it no matter what.
Now, let's start the first game. Himura-san, please!
What's in the mask?
First of all, it's a game where you guess what kind of mouth you're making in the mask one-on- one.
This time, Shakure, Peko-chan, and Maeba-dashi will choose one of these four and make a mouth in the mask so that the other party can't find out.
You read the other party's expressions through the mask and if you can make the same mouth, you win three points.
We'll switch up the order of the game.
First up is Shutara-gun Iwamoto versus Himura-gun Kaki.
Iwamoto will go first.
Okay, here we go. Iwamoto, please show me your face.
Have you already done it?
Are you doing it?
You can do it a little, can't you?
Do you know what it is?
I don't know at all.
You're lying!
Now, Kaki, please decide and make your own face.
Now, you two will take off your masks at the same time.
Three, two, one, go!
It's Peko-chan!
Peko-chan, Peko-chan!
Awesome!
Why did you find out?
Nice, Peko-chan!
No, it's just that I wanted to see it.
Peko-chan, Peko-chan!
Why did you find out?
Awesome!
Next up is Himura-gun Kaki's attack.
Kaki, no matter what you do, you're always in the front, right?
No matter what I do, I'm always in the front.
Oh, you're always in the front.
It's like you're showing off.
That's not true.
Now, please show me the face you chose.
Here we go!
Huh? It's back.
It's back, like...
It's moving a little.
Now!
Yes.
Iwamoto, did you get it?
Huh?
Isn't it difficult?
It's difficult.
I got it once, though.
Now!
Iwamoto, please do the same face in the mask.
Now, I'm going to take it off.
One, two, three!
Here you go!
Huh?
It's a man!
Oh, no!
It's a man?
Isn't it a man?
Huh?
It's a man! It's a man!
What do you mean, "Isn't it a man?"
You're saying it's a man...
No, it's not a man...
No, it's not!
You put in a fake first, didn't you?
You bent it, didn't you?
Oh, I don't know which one was the chin.
At first, I thought it was a man because of the mask.
Yes, yes.
Six points!
Iwamoto, you got it again!
I got it!
Oh, no!
Next up is a one-on-one battle!
First up is Akimoto, who won rock-paper-scissors!
All right!
Let's see if you've decided.
Go ahead and do it!
Are you doing it already?
Yes.
Something moved!
The mask moved quite a bit, didn't it?
But...
What is it?
Something...
Didn't you do it like this once?
Yes, I did!
Is it a chakre, a peko-chan, or a hyottoko?
That's right!
It'd be funny if you did a peko-chan and got all wet from here.
Oh, no!
You did it for a long time and got all wet from here.
What?!
Oh, you know what it is!
Oh, no! You don't know, Asuka!
You don't know what you're seeing!
All right!
Make the same face, Asuka!
I'll take off the mask!
Three, two, one!
Please take it off!
Go ahead!
Hyottoko!
Oh, no!
Was it a foreshadow?
It was coming out!
Look, it's like this.
Really?
It was a foreshadow!
Oh, no!
You got 3 points!
You're strong!
Can the seniors' strength army do their best?
Well, I'd like to keep it a little wider.
What are you talking about? You're losing!
It's really hidden!
Wow!
It's small.
I don't think Asuka will do it.
There is also such a psychological war.
It's the last time for Asuka to do something like this.
That's right.
Asuka's shakuretoka, hyottoko, and peko-chan are also the last!
I've never done it.
I've never seen it either.
Well, Asuka, please activate the face you chose!
Oh, you put in a fake one.
Oh, you put in a lot of fakes!
Oh, you decided!
At the end, it looks like a "dafunda" face.
Oh, you decided!
Oh, wait a minute! I was really thinking about it!
You put in a lot of fakes, Asuka!
Well then, Agimoto, please make the same face!
Then, please remove your mask!
3, 2, 1, go ahead!
But!
Hyottoko!
Hyottoko, peko-chan!
Hyottoko!
It was fun!
I was busy, but as an actress, I did a lot of work!
Didn't you have time to change?
It was Asuka's wish for a hit, and I couldn't put it in the studio...
Oh, you put in a bad one!
Next game, Himura-san, please!
Let's go!
Slipper Nia Pin Challenge!
As you know from the show, the Nia Pin Challenge is about skipping slippers!
Each team will challenge with 3 people, and the team with the closest number of pins will get 10 points!
First, Shitara's team Suzuki and Himura's team Kubo will challenge!
Can't we see Himura-san's X-vision?
We can't show you X-vision, but we can give you a lecture from Himura-san.
Oh, I want to know!
Himura-san is said to be "the Himura of shoe- kicking".
Himura-san, can you give us a tip for this?
Yes, well...
It's not that high, you know.
If you lift it up and hit it, you'll get it.
It's better to lift it up and hit it with a liner.
If you swing it, you'll get it.
Many people lift it up and hit it.
I want you to lift it up and hit it.
Lift it up and hit it.
Can you lift it up and hit it?
I'll give you a tip.
Think of it like a clock.
It's 12 o'clock.
What time is it now?
3 o'clock.
It's 9 o'clock.
Are you watching it from over there?
Yes, I'm watching it from over there.
I'm watching it on TV.
It's 12 o'clock.
6 o'clock.
6 o'clock, right?
What about this?
3 o'clock.
3 o'clock, right?
What time is it here?
5 o'clock?
Here.
4 o'clock and a half?
Yes, 4 o'clock and a half.
Is it okay?
Remember it!
4 o'clock and a half!
7 o'clock and a half!
It's weak!
4 o'clock and a half!
7 o'clock and a half!
Why?
4 o'clock and 7 o'clock are weak?
4 o'clock and 7 o'clock are weak!
4 o'clock and a half!
7 o'clock and a half!
4 o'clock and a half!
Can you see it?
And you saw it, right?
The point is the ankle.
You saw it, right?
The ankle.
And the last one.
I'm holding it here.
To make it straight, I want to make it straight here.
I want to make it straight here.
Okay!
Okay, Slipper Near Pin.
Go for it!
But it's the first one, so you don't know how much strength you need.
That's right.
I'm looking forward to it!
Please!
Oh, no!
You said it! You already did it!
You already said it, didn't you?!
5m 10cm
That's far.
Next, Kimura-kun'sдуck challenge.
Go for it, duck!
You heard what I said, right?
Yes. 4.30 am or 7.30 am?
I...
I know it.
In the case of ducks, 4.30 am...
10.30 am is fine, isn't it?
10.30 am...
It's quite high, isn't it?
A woman without strength...
But golf is not strength.
It's not golf.
It's a slipper.
It doesn't look like a slipper at all.
Now, let's go.
Slipper near pin challenge.
Go ahead!
Ah!
This is weak.
Hey, in my case, it's totally in front of me.
I put a lot of effort in it, but it didn't stop at all.
Slipper is light.
It's light.
So you have to put a lot of effort in it and go like "kyon", "kyon".
Yes.
Next is Yoda and Hayakawa's challenge.
First is Himura-gun Hayakawa.
Actually, I have a special skill that I've been hiding until now.
Oh.
My toes move freely.
Oh.
Oh, but...
Can you do this, too?
Can you do rock-paper-scissors with your toes?
I can do rock-paper-scissors, too.
I can grab anything.
Really?
Oh, you can do it, too, Ms. Kennaoko.
My toes move freely.
It's been a while since you were a genius.
Yes.
If you open your fingers like this, hold them like this, and close them as soon as you put them out,
you can say "tsun" like this.
There's a theory. There's a theory.
You can do "suburi".
Yes, I can do "suburi".
If you slip out of "suburi" at the time of "suburi", is it already a record?
Oh, you did it.
I did it.
Oh.
That's what I want.
Okay, Hayakawa, let's do it.
Slipper Near Pin Challenge...
Go!
Oh!
She slid to the left.
The distance is perfect, though.
Lucky, lucky, lucky!
She slid to the left, but she went pretty far.
She went 5.38 meters.
Nice!
That's the closest so far.
Hayakawa's high record is 5,000 steps.
Next up is Yoda.
Yoda, I'm counting on you.
Okay.
But everyone is leaning towards me,
so I'll aim for this side and go.
Oh, you're aiming for the right side.
Well, I have to go like this.
Oh, like this?
Oh, that's not it.
That's not it.
Hey, hey, come on!
Hey, it's "choro" again! It's "choro"!
No, it's not!
No, no, it's this!
No, it's not! Um...
No, it's not!
No, it's not! Um...
No, it's not!
What do you mean "no"?
Um, I'm sorry, um, just now...
No, it's not!
There's no excuse for that!
Um, it's really no good!
No, I'm telling you, rub it in before you spit it out.
Rub it in before you spit it out.
No, no, no...
If you say it like that...
Wait, do it again! How much are you trying to do now?
Um...
That's amazing!
I'm rubbing it in!
Your face looks like you're having a lot of fun!
Okay, then...
Tripper Miyapin Challenge...
Let's go!
Why?! Why?!
I told you!
I had high hopes for you, Yodani!
No, no...
I forgot you were in a relaxed position.
I'm frustrated! I'm sorry!
I knew you'd say "no"!
Will Kimura-gun be able to keep his lead?
The third contestant is Tamura!
Okay, um...
Oh! He's got it!
See? This is it!
That's a good sound!
Okay, then...
Miyapin Tripper Challenge...
Let's go!
I thought you were a pro wrestler.
As expected, it's on the ceiling.
There is a chance.
Will Kanagawa be able to turn things around in the end?
I'm counting on you.
Be careful of the ceiling only.
It's best if you ride on top of it.
I'm counting on you for that.
I have hope.
Now, let's start the Tripper Nihapin Challenge!
How far is it from here?
This is not bad!
Is it far?
Is it far from here?
What does it mean?
We won!
We lost!
We did it!
And in the second round, both captains will compete against each other.
What kind of high-level battle will there be?
I want to see it!
This is it!
First, Imura-pro's challenge!
Well, well, I'm counting on you!
You can do it, Imura-san!
Alright!
Imura-san, Nihapin Tripper Challenge, please!
I wanted to go further!
Liner! Liner!
I wanted to go further!
It's going straight!
2.20m?
It's faster! It's faster!
1st place?
Will there be a miracle reversal?
I'm scared!
It's a little too much, isn't it?
Let's go!
Go ahead!
It's completely close!
I got you!
I did it! I did it!
It's completely close! I did it!
Amazing!
And with that, this match ends here!
I didn't know slippers could be this exciting!
It's so fun!
Slippers can be this exciting!
I want to do this on the 18th!
Now, Himura-san, please continue!
It's "Yokyo" corner!
I did it! I did it!
"Yokyo", "Yokyo"
This time, Asuka-chan...
Yes, I produced it.
She said she wanted you to do this, right?
Yes, it suits me.
I'm looking forward to it.
First group!
Now, please!
Yeah!
Ah, this is good!
Cute!
Asuka-chan!
I really didn't know, Shinjo!
I didn't know who it was!
It smells great!
Eh, oyster?
It's oyster!
Oyster, huh?
Oyster, you're doing that with your teeth in front of you, right?
Ah, I'm sorry!
That's amazing, those teeth!
This year is definitely the year of fox dance, right?
Yeah, it's this year.
So, in Canada, they left footprints.
Footprints?
Well, footprints are fine, but only foxes, right?
They left footprints.
Ah, I see, it was cute!
This year, you did this in a lot of places, right?
Yes, we did!
Right? You did this in a lot of places last year, didn't you?
That's right, unexpectedly.
That's right, isn't it?
A lot of people did this, Shinjo-san, but seriously, isn't it the most interesting?
Seriously, it's really interesting!
Seriously, I didn't know!
Interesting!
Who is the shocking one and only guy?
The quality is quite...
It's really high!
Right? It looks like a DJ booth.
What?!
Then, next person, please come in!
This is...
This is down!
She said it!
Why?!
TRF!
Why is it like this?!
Asuka-chan!
TRF's request!
It's so well-made!
Amazing!
First of all, there are people who still don't know about DJ Kou-san.
Is it a ringtone?!
This is down!
It's a little different.
Easy-do-it!
Easy-do-down!
Why is it "down"?!
Right?
And...
It's interesting that Shibata does this.
She's really good at it.
But it suits you, doesn't it?
That's right!
She's cute!
She's like a fairy!
She looks like a gal.
I know, I know!
And a soccer player from South America.
Sam-san!
Sam-san, right?!
Sam-san!
Sam-san did it, didn't he?!
He can do anything!
Why?!
Sam-san, you don't have that image up there, do you?!
It's narrow up there, isn't it?!
It's like your mother is making a garbage steak!
I know, I know!
How did you feel when you got this offer?
I was very happy!
How about you, DJ Kou-san?
Easy-do-down!
He's crazy!
He thought it would be funny!
He's lowering his chin now!
Is he lowering his chin?!
Kou-shimasu!
Easy-do-down!
That's not how you do it, Kou-san!
That's funny!
Easy-do-down!
Before the show, I met these three people in their own clothes.
I think they were living for this show.
I didn't think they'd do something like this!
They were living for this show!
That's right!
That's funny!
It's really funny!
That's crazy!
It's really good!
It's the best!
Next time, on "Site Busker"...
Tears' Final Episode
Ta-da!
"Catchphrase"?
It's a word that Icomo-san gave me in "Sankiseishoukai" when I was young.
I'm Nogizaka of Uruwasu and Lena Nakamura.